― Christopher Hitchens
But last night, having watched Cats & Dogs for the umpteenth time, I just thought of making a textual version of that insanely stupid but hilarious movie, where the dogs are pitted against the cats in a show of superiority.
So dogs get a go at it first, because, well, dogs RULE. And here’s why.
Cats are the supreme champions of the resting bitch face, and make you feel as if they’re constantly judging you (they so are). Whereas dogs … well they’re just too content handling their butt-sniffing business.
Okay, we leave the ninja business to the cats, for they’re freakishly agile.
Cats will push your precious iPhone off the table with a simple tail swish and expect you to apologize for putting it in their tail’s way. Been there and done that. Apologize, I mean.
“A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.”
As I said at the beginning―this is just a lighthearted banter about the whole cats-versus-dogs brouhaha. The canines have had their say, and now it’s over to the felines. Claws out, darlings…